I'm getting ready to blow the whole "Ghost Busting" business out of the water, and reveal it to be the sham that it actually is. Don't ask me how, but this reporter, this stoic defender of truth and SCIENCE, has gotten a hold of a press pass for the upcoming conference at the Sedgewick Hotel in Manhattan, where none other than "Doctor" Stantz himself will demonstrate "green" "containment" "technology" (quotes added to make it absolutely clear I don't believe any of this hokum).
As I've demonstrated in previous posts* time and time again, there is absolutely NO justification for dangerous technology to be in the hands of crackpots who believe in this whole "dead are coming back to life" nonsense, let along believe that this dangerous nuclear technology isn't just swamp gas and spiked water in the first place.
That's all for tonight- be sure to sign my petition to petition the mayor of New York, "Doctor" Peter Venhkman, to pull public funding for Ghostbuster damage. Isn't it convenient to use natural phenomena to explain away a tax drain on the city... Sigh. Somethings never change.
Until then, excelsior!
*Disclaimer: this blog is a prop for a LARP being held at Gen Con this year. In the reality of this game, this blog has been active for years and years.
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